Dear Dorie, we should totally be friends.

So last week, in the middle of a couple of crazy days in a row, my friend Tania posted something awesome on Facebook.

Two books, Baking and Around My French Table by Dorie Greenspan, that I had heard good things about…were on sale on Amazon for FIVE DOLLARS for the pair. I was totally geeked.

Then I got the books.

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I’ve pored over both books for five days now. Reading every word Dorie wrote, wanting to move to Paris (with Chef and the kids of course) and learn French and this is totally not helping my gluten sensitivity.

But I had an idea, and it’s one I can actually stick to.

I am calling it the Dorie Project. I’m going to bake and cook all of the recipes in both books. It might take me a while, but I figure if Chef can do a “2 year livestream challenge”, I can cook a bunch and bake a bunch and learn as much as I can from Dorie and share that craziness with you.

I am still researching how the whole “let’s print someone else’s recipe on my blog” thing, and I am unwilling to copy someone’s work here (I’m not a thief and I would like to avoid lawyers for the rest of my life) so I’ll tell you which book and which page unless I can get permission from someone to repost a couple of recipes or I totally change them, like I tend to do.

So because I am impatient and Boy Wonder was being a massively good sport (and he’s on spring vacation this week), we started already.

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We started with the Raisin Swirl Bread (p 59 in “Baking” and we don’t like raisins (HORROR) so we left them out). And I realized that I am horrible at bread baking. At least the yeasty rising kind. (look! I’m learning something already!)

I’m not sure what happened. If the pan was wrong (though I used the regular bread pan) or if I rolled it wrong, or if it didn’t rise (or bake?) long enough….but it was chewy and had an enormous crater in the middle.

Didn’t stop Boy Wonder from eating half the loaf. It does, however make for a really tough bread to cut.

I definitely need to learn more about yeast. And breads with yeast. And all while keeping in mind that I am gluten sensitive.

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We were horribly into baking that day, so we made some scones too. Boom.

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We knocked out a batch of the Oatmeal Nutmeg Scones (p. 30, “Baking”) too…I am constantly surprised by how awesome my kids are (Boy Wonder rocks the mise en place) and what they will eat (Chuck was shoving fistfuls of raw scone batter in her mouth before I could figure out what she was doing.)

But holy crap, these were delicious. I managed to dig some whole nutmeg out of my horribly unorganized spice shelf, and it was worth the searching and cursing and dropping a full jug of olive oil on my foot.

Freshly grated nutmeg makes an enormous difference. I wouldn’t lie to you or tell you that you need an antique kitchen tool handed down from your great grandmother who carried it through a snowstorm unless I really thought it would make a difference. (and this post is not sponsored by The Whole Nutmeg Foundation of America.)

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My family liked them. A lot. I managed to save a couple to freeze for later, but those were gone the next day too.

This recipe, despite my severe lack of scone experience, was horribly simple.

I cannot re-emphasize Dorie’s note about cold butter enough…and I cut my butter into pea-sized pieces because I wasn’t sure what size they were supposed to be. Used my fingers to cut the butter in (i don’t think we own a pastry cutter…shocker) and it worked fantastically.

One more note: I think 375 degrees might be too high to bake these in MY oven. At least the top one. (we are lucky enough to have two). So I made sure to write “bake at 350″ on the recipe for next time.

Because there WILL be a next time for this recipe.

Let me know in the comments what you think of the Dorie Project and if you have these books!

The Swapping of the Meals

I like to cook. I really do. But sometimes, with a kiddo in school and soccer and one that’s not really good at communicating outside of screaming, it’s rough to get dinner on the table.

I’m lucky, because here at Chez Cupcake, we have 4 adults. Chef, me, Mille and Fille (my future in-laws). So Chef and I are responsible for feeding our brood breakfast and lunch, and then we only cook dinner for all 6 of us 4 nights a week.

I’m also lucky to have a pretty rad set of local mom friends who like to cook.

So I started a meal swap. We meet once a month, bring 6 meals (each needs to be able to feed at least 2 adults and 2 kids as a main course) and usually one extra meal for our “Family of the Month” (who has been picked by the momma hosting, and is usually one of our mom friends going through a rough time).

I talked about this on Twitter a few months ago and got a bunch of “YOU BETTER BLOG ABOUT THIS” responses, so here’s how we work our meal swaps:

1. We have about 20 moms in our group, but not all 20 attend every time. (see below for how we handle when more than 7 people attend) We use Facebook as our “group board” because we are all on there and it’s an easy format. Just make sure you aren’t using a fan page, then everyone and their mom can see it.

2. We meet once a month, at a different house every time. The host mom picks the date, the time and the “Family of the Month”. (The family of the month is usually one of our mom friends who’s going through a rough time and could use some extra meals. Donating is totally optional, but awesome for the recipient.)

3. Everyone makes the same dish 6 times (i.e. last month I made 6 trays of my FAMOUS homemade mac & cheese), plus the optional dish for the Family of the Month. Each of the six portions should be able to feed 2 adults and 2 kids as a main course. 6 is a totally doable number. We STARTED with 8, and that got a little overwhelming. We set it to feed 2 adults and 2 kids because some people have a bigger family (and can supplement with side dishes) and some people have a smaller family (and can have leftovers). You include reheating directions with your dishes, since they are ALL frozen.

4. We use aluminum pans or plastic bags (the ziploc kind) or something that doesn’t have to be returned to the creator of the dish. This way, things can be reused or recycled appropriately.

5. We hang out at the host mom’s house for about an hour, and then swap. There are always some stragglers that hang out later than that, but it’s USUALLY an hour.

6. After the swap, there’s a document posted on our facebook group where moms can post recipes and reheating instructions (in case the original directions got lost)…so if your family REALLY liked something, you can figure out how to remake it for them.

That’s it.

Oh, if you have more people than you have meals to swap (i.e. you swap 6 meals like us, and more than 7 people show up), here’s how we roll:

Say 12 people show up. You group the meals together by who brought them and number them, (Sally’s meals would all be #1, Autumn’s meals #2, etc etc) then start writing out slips. The first slip would have “1 2 3 4 5 6″ on it. The second “2 3 4 5 6 7″. The third “3 4 5 6 7 8″….keep going until you have “8 9 10 11 12″, then “9 10 11 12 1 2″, “10 11 12 1 2 3″….the last slip should say “12 1 2 3 4 5″.

Then everybody draws a slip….then you can bargain and swap with others after that if there’s a meal you don’t like or something you can’t eat.

Or you could write each number on six slips of paper and put them all in a hat and have everybody draw six, but then you end up with the opportunity to get the same meal twice.

Meal swaps are a great way to stock up your freezer and get to know some other moms and try some new foods! (Also, a pretty sweet fall-back when you don’t have time to make something yourself, and you don’t want to eat fast food :)

Accidentally Delicious Blueberry Mess

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So I tried to make blueberry jam the other day.

I say “tried”, because I totally forgot about it and it ended up cooking down a whole lot more than I originally anticipated.

But it is freaking delicious. So here’s a recipe for you. This is my first recipe I’ve invented myself, SO BE NICE. If it sucks, tell me. If it’s awesome, tell me. If it doesn’t make sense, tell me.

I apologize for the lack of photos. I will remedy this if I ever write another recipe post again. :)

Accidentally Delicious Blueberry Jam (Makes about 8 quarter-pints or 4 pints)

  • 2 pounds of blueberries, washed (and check for stems. Stems are gross in jam.)
  • 2 1/2 cups of sugar
  • 1tsp cinnamon (fresh-grated is nice, but not necessary.)
  • 1/4c lemon juice (I use “Real Lemon” juice….the acidity is high enough to make the jam safe. Fresh lemon juice is too variable in the acid levels. If you’re not canning it and putting it in the fridge, fresh lemon is OK.)
  • 1/2 box pectin (or 3 Tbsp of the stuff in the jar)
1.  Put 3 spoons in the freezer. Rinse your blueberries (if you haven’t already) and discard any mushy berries or under-ripe ones. Make sure you brush up on canning procedures, and set your canning pot to boil with the empty jars. Put the lids in a heatproof bowl.
2. Put the berries in your jam pot (NOT an aluminum one, at least 2x as big as the amount of berries you have) and mash the berries up. (It’s easier if you do this in layers, rather than all at once. You can also do this in a food processor if you really want. Process/mash them less for chunkier jam, more for a smooth jam. I like it chunky.)
3. Mix up the pectin with 1/4 cup of the sugar, then dump that, the berries (if you haven’t already) and the lemon juice in your jam pot.
4. Over high heat & stirring often, cook to a full boil. (scrape the bottom and the sides every once in a while to make sure everything is incorporated and not scorching.)
5. When it’s reached a full boil, stir in the rest of the sugar and turn down the heat to medium.
6. Forget about it for 10 minutes or so. (this is what happened to me. You should probably be responsible and stir. Scrape the sides too.)
7. Panic and throw in some cinnamon. (Or remain calm because you have been forewarned, and add your 1tsp of cinnamon and stir.)
8. Turn the heat down to medium-low. Let it cook for 5-6 more minutes, then test for thickness. (this means “remove a spoon from the freezer, dip it in the jam and then let it run off the spoon NOT BACK INTO THE JAM POT to see if it’s the thickness *YOU* want.” You might like a thinner jam. We like a thicker, more gelled jam.)
9. Prep your jars. Get a folded towel on your counter, and dump the water from the jars in the canning pot into the bowl with the lids. (Jars go on the towel.)
10. Ladle your jam into the jars, leaving 1/4″ headspace. Run a chopstick around the inside of the jar to release any trapped bubbles.
11. Lids on jars, rings tightened to finger-tight. (this means “just tight”, not “OMG, it’s gonna take the Hulk to get this thing back off.” You want air to escape during canning.)
12. Process your jars in the water bath for 8 minutes. Remove from the canning pot, and set in an out-of-the-way spot so they can sit undisturbed for 24 hours.
Voila. Jam.
(If this is your first canning experience, please please please go read the Ball site I referenced above. I am not a canning expert, but I have been canning for a really long time. This recipe is written, assuming you know how to can.)
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Mamavation Monday: Post-Apocalyptic Workouts

May 29, 2011 By 75 Comments
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So as I hinted to in my last post, I had a pretty big week. I had a giant explosion of “OMG” and have been dealing with the resulting fallout.

And often in times like these, people (like the “Old Me”) seek comfort in food.

New Me has a different approach. All veggies.

I ate a lot of veggies this week. And I put a lot of stuff in jars. I’ve discovered that if I am feeling bad, I don’t necessarily want to EAT food, I apparently want to CREATE it.

So I made yogurt. And cheese. And bread. And Rhubarb BBQ Sauce. And more jam.

And all of that movement through the kitchen (even though I didn’t work out a stitch) and cleaning the house and moving furniture and generally not doing a lot of sitting down….I maintained this week.

No loss, no gain.

Usually when I hit a point of stress (and this is the most stress I’ve been under since I worked at The Evil Empire), I expect to gain at LEAST 10-15 pounds. If not more.

So maintaining is a good start.

And now I’ll work on getting workouts in to my schedule. And making sure I continue to do good things for my body.

Because my body is NOT A TRASH CAN. I need to stop putting garbage in it.

Hope you all are having a fabulous week!

Side note: whomever created glittery bathtub “crayons” should come over to my house, look at my sparkly bathtub, my glittery Twilight vampire baby and the side of my face (which seems to have broken out in a glittery rash) and tell me that glitter belongs in the hands of toddlers.

That is all.

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Almost not quite vegan, day 4.

September 8, 2010 By 67 Comments
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Today is day 4 of my journey into veganism. No meat at all for 4 days. It’s getting a lot easier, now that I’ve gotten through yesterday.

Yesterday was rough. REALLY rough. I had headaches and was horribly dizzy and nauseous. I was supposed to finish the trees for my SUPER EPIC WEDDING CAKE that’s “due” on Friday, but got about halfway through them and had to take a nap. My eyes hurt and if I stood up (at all!), I would have horrible pressure.

So the lovely Abby Patten, who has offered me loads of suggestions and support during this transition, mentioned on twitter that I should have some fat.

Which immediately made me think of french fries.

So I tried to send Chef out for fries, and being the stubborn crazypants lovely supportive fiance that he is, he said “hell no” and made me some sauteed veggies with a bit of olive oil. And I ate 3 bowls. And the headache went away.

Today is a pretty good day; I’ve had fruit for breakfast, a soda (ONLY ONE!), some breadsticks with marinara (checked the label, totally vegan), and a handful of soy nuts. And a LOAD of water.

And! The best part? Only one cigarette.

Hope you are all having a great day!

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